Guess what? AIDS!

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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