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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Alternate ending for children: Despite the massive trauma that the spider suffered from his fall and the sheer volume of rain in the confined space of a pipe, it made a miraculous recover due to the sun coming out. It was however, forever doomed to repeat this cycle of undeath for ever more. [L]

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Charles Manson is innocent.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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