Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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brittney griner

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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no pun intended

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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