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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

A man walks into a vagina

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Health food.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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