- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

hashtags suck balls

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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