:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Happy Monday!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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tommy is retared

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Anti Joke

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