- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

no pun intended

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

brittney griner

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Women's rights

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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