When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Cool Brian

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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