- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Reverse psychology never fails.

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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