- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Justin Bieber.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Wright flyer

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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