- Anti Joke

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

Bark I'm a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.