- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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