What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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