Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's clear and wet? water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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