- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

We are lawyers

If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

hard cheese

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