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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

knock knock who's there? hope

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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