- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Whats worse than suicide? death

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Your Mom

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Mitt Romney

What's green and blue? yellow

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.