- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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