Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Nick Cannon

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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