- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Women's rights.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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