- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Latvia isn't a joke

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Womens' sports

Im taking a shit right now.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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