- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Miscarriages.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Man U

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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