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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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