- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the man die? He was old.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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