- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

7+5=12

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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