Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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