- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Well, there's one way...

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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