- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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