What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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