- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Homosexualism is so gay man

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why? Why Not?

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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