- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

im at school

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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