Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What's purple and glows? An electric grape

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

Anti Joke

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