- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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