What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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