- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Neil is a reterd.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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