why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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