- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

People...

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Tucker Rivera

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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