what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

This statement is false.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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