- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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