- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What's brown and adhesive? A stick

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

what's the difference between a duck?

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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