A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

If you're reading this, you can read.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

V I T A M I N C !

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

So does Blake

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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