- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

The lion swallowed his pride.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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