- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

who's a slut... you're mom

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??