- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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