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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Where's the dick??? east

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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