Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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men, men like men= men+bed

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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