- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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