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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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