Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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