Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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test

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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