- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

He--Hey guys

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

I regret everything.....

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