what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Anti Joke

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