this is not a drill.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Miscarriages.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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