- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Yock

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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