How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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obama

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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What color is red paint? Red

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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YOU

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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