Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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