how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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