one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

knock knock whos there open the door and find out

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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