A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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you first

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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