A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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