- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Roses are red, Violets are violet

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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