What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

I shot a bitch.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Agent 47.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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