- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

There's my tractor.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

look under under where under under where. under the couch

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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